I happened across this link to a story about a guy who got himself and his girlfriend good and lost on a day hike at Mount Tamalpais north of San Francisco. They ended up stranded in the dark seven miles from their car by the time they came upon a hiker who could tell them where they were. Came out OK but it gave ’em a bit of a fright (though a chilly overnight on the mountain would’ve driven the point home a bit more convincingly, I reckon).

The guy calls himself an experienced outdoorsman and maybe he was, just experienced enough to think he could get away with hiking strange trails with no map. This is just plain ol’ idiocy, even to those who take perverse pride in getting themselves out of self-imposed predicaments.

The most aggravating thing about getting lost is all the time wasted getting found. I don’t know about the rest of you, but the minute I realize I’m lost, my hike — the invigorating walk through the woods — is pretty much over. I can’t take pictures or enjoy scenery or savor wildlife sightings if I don’t feel like I know where I’m going.

This happened to me on the Skyline to the Sea Trail in Big Basin State Park a couple weeks back. I had seen the waterfalls and was on my way back when I decided to take an “alternate” trail that I’d skipped on a previous hike. On the map it looks like little more than a railroad siding, but the actual trail did all kinds of zigzagging with multiple creek crossings. When I crossed a bridge that looked almost identical to one I had crossed about five minutes before I started thinking I was going in a circle and that moment, after eight or nine miles of hiking and a rainstorm moving in, I said “screw this, I’m lost and I’m getting unlost as fast as humanly possible.”

I’m sure I turned back 25 yards before the point where the alternate trail rejoined the main one and added an unnecessary half-mile to my afternoon (which at Big Basin is not exactly a bad thing, even in the rain). Retracing your steps is aggravating, but it’s not nearly as aggravating as stumbling around for hours and risking getting stuck in the woods after dark. Unless you’re into that kind of thing.

Some of the coolest stuff happens after wrong turns, which is why I don’t get too preoccupied with getting lost. Any time you hike a trail for the first time, you don’t really know where you’re going. We’re all lost at the beginning, all that matters is how long we want to stay that way.

(Your tips on getting found are welcome.)