{"id":116,"date":"2004-03-24T19:40:32","date_gmt":"2004-03-25T00:40:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/?p=116"},"modified":"2008-01-20T15:27:18","modified_gmt":"2008-01-20T23:27:18","slug":"sport-some-originality-ok","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/2004\/03\/24\/sport-some-originality-ok\/","title":{"rendered":"Sport some originality, OK?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>David Tom&#8217;s wish:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I guess sports broadcasters have a tough time being original from game to game, and have simply given up! I do wish, however, that they would have &#8220;<b>the presence of mind<\/b>&#8220;&#8211; like the athletes they are attempting to describe &#8212; to think of something else to say whenever some ball-bouncer or puck-slapper acts calmly in a &#8220;<b>pressure situation<\/b>.&#8221; &#8220;Pressure&#8221; is not an adjective!<\/p>\n<p>And no more headlines from the sports section of the local newspaper (or any other), like &#8220;San Jose Sharks <b>Take Bite Out of<\/b> Avalanche, 5-1&#8243; or conversely, &#8220;Avalanche <b>Bury<\/b> Sharks, 5-1.&#8221; While not exactly clich\u00c8s, these cute plays-on-words are scowl-inducing, and are of course to be found in all sections of all papers (e.g. &#8220;Violinist <b>Plays Second Fiddle<\/b> to Gifted Son&#8221;&#8230;get it, get it? I don&#8217;t).<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>David Tom&#8217;s wish: I guess sports broadcasters have a tough time being original from game to game, and have simply given up! I do wish, however, that they would have &#8220;the presence of mind&#8220;&#8211; like the athletes they are attempting &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/2004\/03\/24\/sport-some-originality-ok\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=116"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}