{"id":180,"date":"2006-12-18T21:43:15","date_gmt":"2006-12-19T02:43:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/?p=180"},"modified":"2006-12-18T21:43:15","modified_gmt":"2006-12-19T02:43:15","slug":"cut-it-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/2006\/12\/18\/cut-it-out\/","title":{"rendered":"Cut it out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>John Sturgill relates:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I find it really insipid when hair salons use a word play based on the word &#8220;<strong>shear<\/strong>&#8221;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Shear Fantasy<\/li>\n<li>Shear and Shear alike<\/li>\n<li>Shearly gorgeous<\/li>\n<li>Shear Illusions<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Normally I wouldn&#8217;t post non-media expressions that annoy people, but this goes out to any headline writers hoping to be clever with the next story about hair styles they have to handle: if it&#8217;s lame on a shop window, it&#8217;ll be lame in your publication.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John Sturgill relates: I find it really insipid when hair salons use a word play based on the word &#8220;shear&#8221; Shear Fantasy Shear and Shear alike Shearly gorgeous Shear Illusions Normally I wouldn&#8217;t post non-media expressions that annoy people, but &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/2006\/12\/18\/cut-it-out\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/2006\/12\/18\/cut-it-out\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=180"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}