{"id":37,"date":"2004-02-14T12:57:59","date_gmt":"2004-02-14T17:57:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/?p=37"},"modified":"2008-01-20T17:41:42","modified_gmt":"2008-01-21T01:41:42","slug":"nailing-hammers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/2004\/02\/14\/nailing-hammers\/","title":{"rendered":"Nailing hammers"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>From Laura Moyer (don&#8217;t tempt her to give up her day job to become a folk singer):<\/p>\n<li>How about, &#8220;Legislators <strong>hammered out<\/strong> an eleventh-hour compromise.&#8221; Sounds like it should be in a folk song:\n<ul>\nIf I had a hammer,<br \/>\nI&#8217;d hammer out a compromise<br \/>\nAt the eleventh hour<br \/>\nAll over this laaa-and<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Also, there are oodles of nice nouns for frozen precipitation. No<br \/>\nneed&#8211;ever&#8211;for &#8220;<strong>the white stuff<\/strong>.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Laura Moyer (don&#8217;t tempt her to give up her day job to become a folk singer): How about, &#8220;Legislators hammered out an eleventh-hour compromise.&#8221; Sounds like it should be in a folk song: If I had a hammer, I&#8217;d &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/2004\/02\/14\/nailing-hammers\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}