{"id":91,"date":"2004-02-15T13:55:05","date_gmt":"2004-02-15T18:55:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/?p=91"},"modified":"2008-01-20T16:17:25","modified_gmt":"2008-01-21T00:17:25","slug":"forward-to-the-trash-heap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/2004\/02\/15\/forward-to-the-trash-heap\/","title":{"rendered":"Forward to the trash heap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joy Rothke sends these along:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>When  the guy next door&#8217;s evil secret life is revealed:  &#8220;<strong>He was a quiet neighbor. Kind of a loner<\/strong>.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Any lede that begins:  &#8220;<strong>What do ABC and XYZ have in common?<\/strong>&#8220;<\/li>\n<li>The term &#8220;<strong>fast forward to<\/strong>&#8221; when discussing time.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joy Rothke sends these along: When the guy next door&#8217;s evil secret life is revealed: &#8220;He was a quiet neighbor. Kind of a loner.&#8221; Any lede that begins: &#8220;What do ABC and XYZ have in common?&#8220; The term &#8220;fast forward &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/2004\/02\/15\/forward-to-the-trash-heap\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/banned\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}