{"id":290,"date":"2003-11-08T08:25:30","date_gmt":"2003-11-08T13:25:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/?p=290"},"modified":"2003-11-08T08:25:30","modified_gmt":"2003-11-08T13:25:30","slug":"happy-birthday-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/index.php\/2003\/11\/08\/happy-birthday-to-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy birthday to me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything is<br \/>\n42, Douglas Adams said. All I know is, it&#8217;s how many years old I am today. <\/p>\n<p>Melissa spent the morning bestowing gifts.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/tommangan.net\/archives\/images\/beer.jpg\" width=\"340\" height=\"238\" border=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p>Rather than get me into real trouble and sign me up for the Beer of the Month<br \/>\nClub, she went over to the local Beverages &amp; More &#8230; which appears to have<br \/>\nevery beer ever brewed &#8230; and rounded up this interesting sixpack. The one<br \/>\non the far left is from Poland; the one on the far right is from Russia. The<br \/>\nmost popular title, the beer guy at the store said, is Arrogant Bastard Ale,<br \/>\nthe one slightly left of center (hey, just like me!). You know your wife loves<br \/>\nyou when she buys you six expensive craft beers with no thought of the consequences<br \/>\nof husband consuming them all in one sitting&#8230; imagine the beer farts from<br \/>\n<i>this<\/i> array. <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, she also got me this fold-up chair for the next outdoor concert I attend.\n<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/tommangan.net\/archives\/images\/chair.jpg\" width=\"382\" height=\"341\" border=\"1\">\n<\/p>\n<p>Note the impressive trusswork &#8212; I imagine some bridge engineer built one of<br \/>\nthese for his own backyard, and one of his neighbors stole the design and made<br \/>\nmillions, and now the two of them aren&#8217;t speaking, but the engineer is sleeping<br \/>\nwith the neighbor&#8217;s wife for revenge.<\/p>\n<p>The best thing you can do for your birthdays is to keep having them. 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