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Hey, Beyonce can hit those high notes!<\/p>\n
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Pity the poor Shuttle astronauts … all those advanced degrees, years of training, and to have to put up with “Your Raise Me Up.” Right now I’m rooting for a NASA funding cut. I mean, why put these good people at further risk?<\/p>\n
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\nProof there is no justice in this world: Somebody’s gonna get to own one of those Ford GT’s and it won’t be me.<\/p>\n
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OK, I admit it: I love the California Cheese commercials.<\/p>\n
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Christ, Aerosmith is embarrassing itself.
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\nAnything for a paycheck, eh guys?
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\nWait, now they’re playing a real live blues song.
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\nPlease don’t go, indeed.<\/p>\n
Parachutists: Maybe it’s the cops enforcing a restraining order.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Sorry, but a helicopter flyover seems like a bad omen to me. ### Hey, Beyonce can hit those high notes! ### Pity the poor Shuttle astronauts … all those advanced degrees, years of training, and to have to put up…<\/p>\n