{"id":991,"date":"2006-01-10T10:49:05","date_gmt":"2006-01-10T15:49:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/?p=991"},"modified":"2006-01-10T10:49:05","modified_gmt":"2006-01-10T15:49:05","slug":"what-happens-when-the-storyteller-hates-his-characters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/index.php\/2006\/01\/10\/what-happens-when-the-storyteller-hates-his-characters\/","title":{"rendered":"What happens when the storyteller <BR>hates his characters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The other day I caught a movie called &quot;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0038057\/\">Scarlet Street<\/a>&quot; on a local<br \/>\nindependent station. The movie stars Edward G. Robinson as an invisible nobody<br \/>\ncorrupted by the attentions of a beautiful woman. The director is Fritz Lang,<br \/>\nthe legendary German auteur who fled Nazi Germany and made a number of interesting<br \/>\nAmerican films over the years. Lang the individual was quite a character &#8212;<br \/>\nactually wore a monocle, as I recall, and allegedly was a mean, petty, self-glorifying<br \/>\nhead-case who complained that his producers always cut his art to ribbons and<br \/>\nmade mush of his attempts at cinematic art. <\/p>\n<p>Scarlet Street seems like a good match for Lang, because it&#8217;s one of the rare<br \/>\nfilms that has no redeeming characters. The cast is the work of a storyteller<br \/>\nwho genuinely despises his characters and inflicts one terrible punishment after<br \/>\nanother upon them. It&#8217;s like &quot;Fargo&quot; for the 1940s, except that it&#8217;s<br \/>\nnot supposed to be a black comedy. Lang didn&#8217;t write the screenplay; it&#8217;s based<br \/>\non a French play whose title translates as &quot;the Bitch.&quot; <\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the story: Edward G. Robinson is introduced at a party celebrating his<br \/>\n25 years as a bank cashier. When his coworkers yell &quot;speech, speech&quot;<br \/>\nhe has nothing interesting to say. After the big boss bails on the party, his<br \/>\ncrew crowds around a window to see him getting into a car with a beautiful young<br \/>\ndame &#8212; putting evil ideas into the heads of everybody, including Christopher<br \/>\nCross, Robinson&#8217;s cashier. <\/p>\n<p>On his way home from the party, Chris notices a guy roughing up a woman. He<br \/>\nintervenes, knocks the clod out cold and rescues the gorgeous babe &#8212; who is<br \/>\nleggy, sexy and the shameless owner of a heart of stone. She calls herself Kitty<br \/>\nand trust me, she&#8217;s got claws. <\/p>\n<p>Of course a fling will happen between the corruptible Chris and the corrupting<br \/>\nKitty, who has a boyfriend named Johnny who is an A Number 1 scoundrel. He was<br \/>\nthe one roughing her up; apparently he&#8217;s the only guy man enough to secure Kitty&#8217;s<br \/>\ntender attentions. <\/p>\n<p> I have to tell the whole story &#8212; apologies for the spoilers &#8212; to convey<br \/>\njust how much scorn the filmmaker  has heaped upon his characters. It goes<br \/>\nlike this: <\/p>\n<p>Chris tells Kitty he&#8217;s an artist; Kitty assumes he&#8217;s one of those rich ones<br \/>\nwhose paintings sell for big bucks. She and Johnny angle to milk Chris for all<br \/>\nhe&#8217;s worth, which isn&#8217;t much, but they don&#8217;t know that. Chris just paints on<br \/>\nthe side and he&#8217;s not very good. <\/p>\n<p> Chris is married to a shrewish hag who hates the sight of him and threatens<br \/>\nto throw out all his artworks because she hates the smell of paint. Chris is so defeated by this woman that he&#8217;s<br \/>\nshown wearing her flowered apron to do the dishes. Humiliation with<br \/>\na capital H. Well, Chris is emboldened by Kitty&#8217;s attentions and decides he<br \/>\nneeds a studio, so he embezzles from the bank and steals from the wife (the<br \/>\nwidow of a cop who disappeared trying to rescue a woman from a river) to put<br \/>\nKitty up in a swank Village pad. <\/p>\n<p>Chris brings his paintings over to the new pad, and without his knowledge,<br \/>\nJohnny shops a few around, first to a fence, then to a sidewalk artist. Both<br \/>\ntell him Chris&#8217;s art is crap, but the sidewalk guy volunteers to show a couple<br \/>\nof them to see what happens. <\/p>\n<p>A famous art critic comes along, sees Chris&#8217;s paintings, buys both and demands<br \/>\nto see more. Turns out Chris is an artistic genius &#8212; either that or the critic<br \/>\nis a  complete idiot (I&#8217;m siding with the latter). The critic finds his way way<br \/>\nto the Chris\/Kitty pad, where Kitty and Johnny are hanging out. Johnny gets<br \/>\nthe bright idea to tell the critic that Kitty painted them. Kitty&#8217;s a natural<br \/>\nborn golddigger so she goes along with the scheme, figuring she&#8217;ll deal with<br \/>\nChris later.<\/p>\n<p>Now Chris wants to dump his wife and marry Kitty, but he needs a way to unload<br \/>\nher. A miracle appears in the shape of his wife&#8217;s first husband, who didn&#8217;t<br \/>\ndie; he faked his death to skip out on some debts. By now Chris has larceny<br \/>\nin his soul so he tricks this lug into reuniting with the hellish wife &#8212; the<br \/>\nidea being that if hubby No. 1 didn&#8217;t die, Chris isn&#8217;t legally married to the<br \/>\nshrew. His fiendish reunion plot works like a charm, so he heads over to Kitty&#8217;s<br \/>\nplace.<\/p>\n<p>At the swinging pad, Chris finds out about the thing between Kitty and Johnny,<br \/>\nwho&#8217;ve just had a lover&#8217;s spat that caused Johnny to march out in a huff. Kitty<br \/>\nridicules Chris with such venom that he loses control and stabs her with an<br \/>\nice pick, then flees the scene.<\/p>\n<p>Johnny shows up minutes later, finds his girl dead and himself the prime suspect<br \/>\nin her murder. Now Johnny is a conniving scumbag who likes to rough up his girl,<br \/>\nbut he&#8217;s no murderer. Nevertheless, he&#8217;s tried (Chris testifies against him),<br \/>\nconvicted and sentenced to death. He&#8217;s goes to the electric chair wailing that<br \/>\nhe didn&#8217;t do it. <\/p>\n<p>Chris walks free but the voices of Johnny and Kitty haunt his every footstep.<br \/>\nHe tries to hang himself but a couple guys rescue him, robbing him of the chance<br \/>\nto end his misery. <\/p>\n<p>The movie ends with Chris becoming a homeless wanderer who haunts police stations,<br \/>\ntrying to convince the cops he&#8217;s a killer. They just think he&#8217;s just another<br \/>\ncrazy bum. <\/p>\n<p>So: Nothing guy meets beautiful but evil bitch, resorts to murder, lets an<br \/>\ninnocent man die in his stead and has the voices of his victims in his head<br \/>\nfor the rest of his days. Evil bitch is pummeled to death with an ice pick;<br \/>\nno-account boyfriend fries for the murder. Runaway ex-husband gets stuck back<br \/>\nin the clutches of the shrewish wife from hell. Moronic art critic and his gallery cronies celebrate inept  artwork. This is one <i>mean<\/i> movie.<br \/>\n<P>Check it out if you have a low opinion of the human race. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other day I caught a movie called &quot;Scarlet Street&quot; on a local independent station. The movie stars Edward G. Robinson as an invisible nobody corrupted by the attentions of a beautiful woman. The director is Fritz Lang, the legendary&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/index.php\/2006\/01\/10\/what-happens-when-the-storyteller-hates-his-characters\/\">Read more \u2192<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[26],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/991"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=991"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/991\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=991"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=991"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=991"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}