{"id":1059,"date":"2007-03-08T07:38:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-08T12:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/?p=1059"},"modified":"2007-03-08T07:38:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-08T12:38:00","slug":"a-spork-for-all-seasons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/2007\/03\/08\/a-spork-for-all-seasons\/","title":{"rendered":"A spork for all seasons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/scoutmaster.typepad.com\/my_weblog\/2007\/03\/freezer_bag_coo.html\">Scoutmaster has some fun at the expense of the absurd profusion of sporks.<\/a> Among the many:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Bamboo Spork<BR><br \/>\nThese 3.5&#8243; reusable sporks are made from organically and sustainably grown bamboo. The manufacturer says: Want to loose a few pounds Consider eating with a spork &#8211; you&#8217;ll take smaller bites forcing you to slow down and be more conscious of your portion intake. A tongue depressor would have the same effect.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>On the upside, it looks <em>really<\/em> dangerous.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scoutmaster has some fun at the expense of the absurd profusion of sporks. Among the many: Bamboo Spork These 3.5&#8243; reusable sporks are made from organically and sustainably grown bamboo. The manufacturer says: Want to loose a few pounds Consider&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/2007\/03\/08\/a-spork-for-all-seasons\/\">Read the whole thing<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1059"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1059"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1059\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1059"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1059"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1059"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}