{"id":1129,"date":"2007-04-19T11:57:05","date_gmt":"2007-04-19T16:57:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/?p=1129"},"modified":"2007-04-19T11:57:05","modified_gmt":"2007-04-19T16:57:05","slug":"who-says-theres-no-talent-in-the-blogosphere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/2007\/04\/19\/who-says-theres-no-talent-in-the-blogosphere\/","title":{"rendered":"Who says there&#8217;s no talent in the blogosphere?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just noticed that Dan Mitchell&#8217;s wife, an oboe player, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oboeinsight.com\/\">has a blog<\/a>.   Dan sent her the  link to yesterday&#8217;s post about the guy hiking the Appalachian Trail with his French Horn.    Her conclusion: while oboe players are neurotic, horn players are just plain nuts. In this spirit of good feeling from various symphonic factions, I offer a few excellent viola jokes:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<dt> What&#8217;s the difference between a violin and a viola?  <\/dt>\n<dd>\n<ol>\n<li> The viola burns longer.   <\/li>\n<li> The viola holds more beer.   <\/li>\n<li> You can tune the violin.   <\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/dd>\n<dt> What&#8217;s the difference between a viola and a coffin?  <\/dt>\n<dd> The coffin has the dead person on the inside.  <\/dd>\n<p><P><\/p>\n<dt> What&#8217;s the difference between a viola and a trampoline?  <\/dt>\n<dd> You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.  <\/dd>\n<p><P><\/p>\n<dt> Why shouldn&#8217;t violists take up hiking?  <\/dt>\n<dd> Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that<br \/>\nthey&#8217;re missing.  <\/dd>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>More jokes on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mit.edu\/~jcb\/jokes\/viola.html\">this   page. <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just noticed that Dan Mitchell&#8217;s wife, an oboe player, has a blog. Dan sent her the link to yesterday&#8217;s post about the guy hiking the Appalachian Trail with his French Horn. Her conclusion: while oboe players are neurotic, horn&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/2007\/04\/19\/who-says-theres-no-talent-in-the-blogosphere\/\">Read the whole thing<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[35],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1129"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1129"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1129\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}