{"id":1224,"date":"2007-05-21T07:25:22","date_gmt":"2007-05-21T12:25:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/?p=1224"},"modified":"2007-12-03T13:11:01","modified_gmt":"2007-12-03T21:11:01","slug":"the-funk-test","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/2007\/05\/21\/the-funk-test\/","title":{"rendered":"The funk test"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.trailjournals.com\/entry.cfm?id=180918\">Zero day musings from PCT&#8217;er Cloudspotter<\/a>,  during  a stop in Big Bear last week:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>The Top 10 Ways To Tell If It&#8217;s Time To Do Laundry<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>10. When you take off your clothes, they retain your body shape.<\/p>\n<p>9. The ground squirrels all pass out when you pass by.<\/p>\n<p>8. The military contacts you about using your clothing as a biological weapon.<\/p>\n<p>7. When you hitch a ride, the driver keeps his head outside the window.<\/p>\n<p>6. You can smell dayhikers 1\/4 of a mile away, but you can&#8217;t smell yourself.<\/p>\n<p>5. Your socks must be forcibly removed from your feet with power tools.<\/p>\n<p>4. Your clothing walks into town before you do.<\/p>\n<p>3. Someone has to revive you with smelling salts after you dress.<\/p>\n<p>2. You can&#8217;t remember your shirt&#8217;s original color.<\/p>\n<p>1. You get to Canada.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zero day musings from PCT&#8217;er Cloudspotter, during a stop in Big Bear last week: The Top 10 Ways To Tell If It&#8217;s Time To Do Laundry 10. When you take off your clothes, they retain your body shape. 9. The&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/2007\/05\/21\/the-funk-test\/\">Read the whole thing<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[153,107],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1224"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1224"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1224\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1224"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1224"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1224"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}