{"id":1249,"date":"2007-05-29T11:04:15","date_gmt":"2007-05-29T16:04:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/?p=1249"},"modified":"2007-05-29T11:04:15","modified_gmt":"2007-05-29T16:04:15","slug":"nomination-for-most-unfortunate-past-tense-use-hump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/2007\/05\/29\/nomination-for-most-unfortunate-past-tense-use-hump\/","title":{"rendered":"Nomination for most unfortunate past-tense use  &#8220;hump&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.northjersey.com\/page.php?qstr=eXJpcnk3ZjczN2Y3dnFlZUVFeXk1NSZmZ2JlbDdmN3ZxZWVFRXl5NzE0MzAyMyZ5cmlyeTdmNzE3Zjd2cWVlRUV5eTI=\">Tough guy\/Iraq veteran\/cop rescuer totes 47-year-old woman to safety after she fractured her ankle on a remote trail in North Jerseys&#8217;  Ramapo Reservation.<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Tapia, 28, had to negotiate rocks, skirt fallen trees, and wade through water, with the injured woman on his back. It was 83 degrees, and the second-year officer, an Iraq war veteran, was already carrying more than just his 205 pounds. He had on his wool uniform, a bulletproof vest and roughly 15 pounds of police gear.<br \/>\n<P><br \/>\n&#8220;Yeah, I was sweating,&#8221; he said. &#8220;I just grabbed her, threw her on my back and just humped her out<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(Props to Tapia for being the go-to guy here, of course. I&#8217;m sure he figured as long as nobody was shooting at him it was no big deal).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tough guy\/Iraq veteran\/cop rescuer totes 47-year-old woman to safety after she fractured her ankle on a remote trail in North Jerseys&#8217; Ramapo Reservation. Tapia, 28, had to negotiate rocks, skirt fallen trees, and wade through water, with the injured woman&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/2007\/05\/29\/nomination-for-most-unfortunate-past-tense-use-hump\/\">Read the whole thing<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[33],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1249"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1249"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1249\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}