{"id":145,"date":"2005-11-22T09:45:06","date_gmt":"2005-11-22T14:45:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/?p=145"},"modified":"2005-11-22T09:45:06","modified_gmt":"2005-11-22T14:45:06","slug":"loving-in-the-woods","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/2005\/11\/22\/loving-in-the-woods\/","title":{"rendered":"Loving in the woods"},"content":{"rendered":"

So you’re in the wilds with the one you adore when the Cialis Moment
\narrives. Assuming that the exertions of hauling heavy stuff up steep hills
\nhaven’t, uh, drained you completely, there are serious practical concerns
\nto weigh before the heavy breathing resumes. A few months back I stumbled
\narcoss this wonderful article about Getting Wild in the Wilds
\n<\/a>and tracked it down this morning because, well,
\nany time I can sneak a little sin onto the blog, I’ll do it. A few choice
\nexcerpts: <\/p>\n

Be careful in bear country. <\/b>
\nThere is a lot of debate on whether doing it in the wild attracts bears.
\nThere have been several documented cases of couples being attacked during
\nor just after the act. What isn’t know is whether the attack was brought
\non by the odors and\/or noise of the activity, or due to inattention to
\nthe fact that a bear is in the campsite. If you are in serious bear country,
\nconsider saving the urge for another time. <\/p>\n

… because, you know, your activity may remind that large furry beast
\nthat he hasn’t gotten any in awhile, and this could provoke anger. <\/p>\n

Don’t recreate scenes from "Here to Eternity"
\nor "The Temp."<\/b> Consummating your
\nlove in the water can be a very exhilarating experience but can cause
\nserious medical issues afterwards. A number of water borne diseases can
\nbe introduced in compromising areas, as well as a variety of parasites.
\nNatural hot springs are also incubators for a variety of bacteria. <\/p>\n

I’ve often wondered how much sand got into Burt Lancaster’s butt-crack
\nwhen they filmed that scene. <\/p>\n

Just keep in mind that all sorts of people are sharing
\nthe wood with you. You don’t want your time alone to become a traumatic
\nexperience for a passing child or wind up as a submission for the TV show,
\nCaught On Tape.<\/p>\n

The latter is true of almost any activity, but nobody’s gonna bother trying to sell
\nvideos of you starting a campfire. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So you’re in the wilds with the one you adore when the Cialis Moment arrives. Assuming that the exertions of hauling heavy stuff up steep hills haven’t, uh, drained you completely, there are serious practical concerns to weigh before the…<\/p>\n

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