{"id":1947,"date":"2008-05-28T06:25:06","date_gmt":"2008-05-28T14:25:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/?p=1947"},"modified":"2008-05-28T06:25:06","modified_gmt":"2008-05-28T14:25:06","slug":"top-10-things-that-never-happen-on-hikes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/2008\/05\/28\/top-10-things-that-never-happen-on-hikes\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 things that never happen on hikes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>10.<\/strong> Sinkful of dinner dishes<br \/>\n<strong>9.<\/strong> Paparazzi infestations<br \/>\n<strong>8.<\/strong> Block-rockin&#8217; beats<br \/>\n<strong>7.<\/strong> Oprah love fests<br \/>\n<strong>6.<\/strong> &#8220;We report, you decide&#8221;<br \/>\n<strong>5.<\/strong> Housing bubbles<br \/>\n<strong>4.<\/strong> Government bail-outs<br \/>\n<strong>3.<\/strong> Hillary wooing the working class<br \/>\n<strong>2.<\/strong> Sitcom pitches<br \/>\n<strong>1.<\/strong> Blog updates<\/p>\n<p>(Please feel free to add whatever garden-variety annoyances encourage you to hit the trail).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>10. Sinkful of dinner dishes 9. Paparazzi infestations 8. Block-rockin&#8217; beats 7. Oprah love fests 6. &#8220;We report, you decide&#8221; 5. Housing bubbles 4. Government bail-outs 3. Hillary wooing the working class 2. Sitcom pitches 1. Blog updates (Please feel&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/2008\/05\/28\/top-10-things-that-never-happen-on-hikes\/\">Read the whole thing<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1947"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1947"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1947\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}