{"id":2073,"date":"2008-08-15T10:55:46","date_gmt":"2008-08-15T18:55:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/?p=2073"},"modified":"2008-08-15T14:08:16","modified_gmt":"2008-08-15T22:08:16","slug":"bigfoot-evidence-to-be-announced","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/2008\/08\/15\/bigfoot-evidence-to-be-announced\/","title":{"rendered":"BigFoot evidence to be announced"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Any minute now in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.timesoftheinternet.com\/1113.html\">Palo Alto,<\/a> I&#8217;m told. <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Prior to the press conference, Whitton and Dyer released a few facts about the Bigfoot remains. The animal has reddish-brown hair, gray eyes, is over seven and a half feet tall and weighs over 500 pounds. His footprint was said to be over 2 feet in length and his hands are almost 12 inches long from his palm to the tip of his middle finger. <strong>He&#8217;s also a male.<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Good to know; I&#8217;d hate to think what a female sasquatch&#8217;s naughty bits look like. <\/p>\n<p>(Original press release <a href=\"http:\/\/www.timesoftheinternet.com\/press-releases\/1110.html\">here<\/a>).<\/p>\n<p>This just in: <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=bigfoot\">twitter folks say they&#8217;re watching the news conference live on CNN.<\/a> I cannot bring myself to watch, it would bring too much shame on my profession. <\/p>\n<p>How did I miss such a hot story? <\/p>\n<p>UPDATE: Surprise, surprise: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/story\/0,2933,404805,00.html\">Fox News says little is revealed at news conference. <\/a> Of course if there was a way to blame the limp-wristed liberals who hate America, then they&#8217;d have had a real story. <\/p>\n<p>UPDATE II: TechCruch covered the news conference and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.techcrunch.com\/2008\/08\/15\/bigfoot-discovery-unveiled-in-palo-alto\/\">wrote it up with mock\/ironic credulity<\/a>. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Any minute now in Palo Alto, I&#8217;m told. Prior to the press conference, Whitton and Dyer released a few facts about the Bigfoot remains. The animal has reddish-brown hair, gray eyes, is over seven and a half feet tall and&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/2008\/08\/15\/bigfoot-evidence-to-be-announced\/\">Read the whole thing<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2073"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2073"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2073\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}