{"id":646,"date":"2006-09-08T10:21:57","date_gmt":"2006-09-08T15:21:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/?p=646"},"modified":"2006-09-08T10:21:57","modified_gmt":"2006-09-08T15:21:57","slug":"well-thats-one-way-to-get-out-of-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/2006\/09\/08\/well-thats-one-way-to-get-out-of-work\/","title":{"rendered":"Well, that&#8217;s one way to get out of work"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2006\/US\/09\/08\/missing.marine.ap\/index.html?section=cnn_latest\">This gem just came in over the wires:<br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>DENVER, Colorado (AP) &#8212; Authorities who spent five days searching for a Marine after a friend reported him lost in a hiking accident have arrested the friend and said Thursday they believe the disappearance was staged, so the serviceman could avoid returning to duty.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>My guess is the guy hasn&#8217;t been watching enough of &#8220;CSI&#8221; and its 900 knockoffs; otherwise he&#8217;d know the authorities would need no more than a flake of dandruff to track him down.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This gem just came in over the wires: DENVER, Colorado (AP) &#8212; Authorities who spent five days searching for a Marine after a friend reported him lost in a hiking accident have arrested the friend and said Thursday they believe&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/2006\/09\/08\/well-thats-one-way-to-get-out-of-work\/\">Read the whole thing<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[33],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/646"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=646"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/646\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tommangan.net\/twoheeldrive\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}