Tom Lemanski of Kildeer, IL, shares these gridiron groaners:
Your page inspired me to offer some football terminology. I like football
The one-foot line: no such thing. One-inch line
is also non-existent.
Gutsy: Bold? Couragous? Surprising? Strategic? Innovative?
Heroic? Anything! For a while, some sportscasters went with internal
fortitude. Now Fox has brought us back to gutsy.
Adding “a” before every name reference: … a QB like a Brett Favre or a Peyton Manning. Further proof that less is more When they measure for a first down by running the sticks and chain
onto the field, how do they measure in the first place? They eyeball
it. Then make a big deal of taking a closer look when they think
There should be fines or something. Perhaps fines would support a language abuse police force?