Oscar, meet the grouch

In honor of Oscar Night (March 24, 1997), Craig Sonnenberg nominates
for banishment:

  • The feel-good movie of the year.”
  • So-and-So…”delivers the performance of his/her career
  • So-and-So “gives a triumphant performance that is sure to
    be remembered at Oscar time
  • Other banishment nominations:

  • Reporters pronouncing the word “nuclear” as “nucular”
  • “There’s more bad news today for (The White House, O.J.
    Simpson, Timothy McVeigh’s defense team, whoever)…”
  • “The latest (CNN, NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, USA Today, NY
    Times, Gallup, etc.) poll is out, and it’s not good news
    (President Clinton, Bob Dole, Newt Gingrich, The First Lady,
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