Priceless Cable TV Moment

The History Channel is showing a documentary called “The Hippies.” It’s Sponsor: The AARP.

Priceless irony of history: California declared LSD illegal. A massive event called the Human Be-In launched on the day the new law went into effect — in defiance of the anti-LSD law — essentially launches the hippy movement, virtually guaranteeing kids across the country would become entranced with the idea of tripping on the newly criminalized psychedelic drug.

One of my favorite words of late

“Transgressive.”


Here’s the definition:

Exceeding a limit or boundary, especially of social acceptability. 2. Of or relating to a genre of fiction, filmmaking, or art characterized by graphic depictions of behavior that violates socially acceptable norms, often involving violence, drug use, and sexual deviancy.

Two classes of people are most notorious for transgressive behavior — talk-radio hosts and “gangsta” rappers. To turn a buck, they brazenly commit transgressions the rest of us could never get away with. Consumers rain attention on transgressive behavior, which causes advertisers and record executives to sprout up like spring wildflowers. You’ll never go broke selling sin.

What Don Imus did the other day was classic talk-radio transgression. This week he found out there are boundaries for transgressive behavior, particularly in regards to what rich graying white guys can say about innocent black female college basketball players. Imus’s defenders are all about the “well, how come all those black rappers are getting way with much worse day in day out?” Try that in court next time you get a speeding ticket. “But your honor, everybody else was speeding too.”

Rappers selling records while denigrating women is noxious behavior; same is true of the rich-ridiculing-the-poor vibe of right-ring radio. But as long as these transgressions can turn a buck, it means this crap is still a transgression against the norms of acceptable behavior.

Heck, that’s almost something to be optimistic about.

Change of address report

There’s a saying in the news biz that freedom of the press is reserved for those who own one.

Renting a place in the country has a similar vibe. No matter how good the view is, or how clean the air is, or how sweet the sound of crickets after sunset is, it’ll always feel like it belongs to somebody else. Well, these are the thoughts that spring to mind after a couple years if you’ve been born with ants in your pants.

Bottom line being, the Green Acres experiment is over. We’ve moved to a nice little one-bedroom flat in a well-designed complex right on the trolley line that goes into San Jose, out to Mountain View and other potentially interesting places. Fuel efficient, close to work, small carbon footprint, as Citizen Gore would call it.

The time in the country served its its purpose: reminded me how much I liked to get out into the outdoors. And now that I’m back in town I’ll be able to appreciate a good tromp through the woods just that much more.

The new place is a fairly standard apartment in a fairly standard complex, in a flat-as-a-pancake sector of Silicon Valley.

A bit of open space

Those are the friendly East Bay hills that I’ve spent so much time in. One of the last citrus orchards in the area is off in the distance.


While the buildings look pretty much like all the other apartment buildings in these parts, the landscaping is another matter.

More blooms

Lots of flowers, for one thing.

Flowered trellises

These trellises run under our place … when the wind’s just right the aroma of the flowers wafts up to our balcony.

Nice fountain

There’s no practical purpose for a fountain, it’s just cool to have around. We’ve got bunches of them.

Bamboo...

And check this out: Bamboo!

Tree lined sidewalk

Trees line one of the sidewalks.

Village green

This big village green is actually a San Jose city park. Good place to go practice pitching my tent!

For the heck of it, I took the trolley downtown to see what was shaking. Not much, truth be told, because it’s San Jose, which shakes during earthquakes and not much else. Got a chance to practice some architectural photography.

A light rail stop

Can’t complain about the trolley stop: at least it’s got trees!

San Jose's Basilica

Here’s one of the spires of the old Catholic church in downtown San Jose.

Knight Ridder Building

All that remains of the once-great Knight Ridder newspaper chain is the sign on this tower in downtown San Jose. And the hundreds of millions of dollars lining the pockets of the folks who sold it down the river. Not that I’m bitter or anything.

City Hall rotunda

Here’s the rotunda of the new San Jose City Hall. I think it was built purely for the glorification of the previous mayor, who had big ideas but managed to piss off just about everybody in town getting them implemented, with the final result being he barely avoided leaving office in handcuffs.

Flags are always cool

You know me, I’m a sucker for a good flag picture.

City Hall plaza

An overall look at the City Hall plaza. Apparently somebody decided that a completely paved-over look would complement the rugged outdoor scenery of the distant hills. Or something.

So anyway: The hiking pictures should continue, though now that I live within trolley range of downtown I might find my way back to some of the cool stuff that happens down there, like Jazz Fest and the Grand Prix. The old place had its charms, but it got old. The new place has its charms, too, but it’ll get old one day as well. I’ve moved every two to three years for all my adult life … there’s just too many other places I could be to remain satisfied staying in one place.

No hikes to report this weekend

I’ve been such a blogging fiend lately that I’ve gotten out of the habit of just playing around with my computer. Well, this weekend was mostly about goofing off, so I have no hikes to report, no road trips, no flashes of insight on the state of the world.


I have Garage Band, iMovie and iTunes, and my digicam has rudimentary video/recording capabilities, so I’ve been noodling around making little videos and sound tracks and other stuff that would immediately reveal my utter ineptitude with all this stuff, if I were to post anything. There’s enough junk out here already, no need in my adding to the pile. But if genius strikes in coming days I’ll be sure to post something here. After I call the paper and tell them to hold page one, because if I’m ever stricken with sudden genius it’ll be news of earthquake-rerouting-the-Mississippi magnitude.

I have a long weekend planned from Thursday through Monday which should yield some interesting possibilities.

(Mostly I’m posting in the absence of having done anything so I’ll have something above the cat pictures on my home page. The cat is adorable — she even plays fetch! — but cat pix at the top of one’s homepage are a bit of an embarrassment.)

New arrival of the four-pawed variety

Well, we have a new cat. We lost her predecessor, Floyd, to illness back in September and we thought we might remain catless because Melissa’s a bit allergic to them. Her resolve lasted five months, which is impressive, given that she’s lived almost all her life in the company of the furry felines.

We’ve named this one Hildy after the intrepid reporter in “His Girl Friday,” my all-time favorite newspaper movie. Rosalind Russell plays the indefatigable Hildy Johnson and Cary Grant is her boss who will not let her shirk her duty to The Paper. For you purists out there, I realize Hildy is a guy in “The Front Page,” the basis for “His Girl Friday.” Didn’t matter to Howard Hawks; doesn’t matter to me.


May as well look at some pictures:


Satisfied


Hildy’s coat is called a tortoise pattern. She’s much faster than a shelled reptile. Took her about 30 seconds, for instance, to declare are whole apartment her new domain. She likes the digs — much more spacious than her digs at the SPCA in Dublin — but she’s taking her time getting used to her new human neighbors.

Don't worry...

She’s checking out the smells of everything, including empty Super Bowl beer bottles. (Too bad about the Bears .. I think there’s a clause in their union contract which forbids proper passing, blocking and receiving on Sundays in February. Of all the luck. )

Making a stand

The living room’s her new fitness center and the couch is her obstacle course.

Pensive...


Where will she go next?

Sorry no mice...

Ah yes, over to make sure no mice are partying down under the stove.

Calm...

A moment’s pause after declaring the kitchen mouse-free.

Curious

Oh, wait, something else must be explored.

What's that over here?

Pausing between explorations.

What u lookin at?

A slightly flirtatious glance, I do believe.

The look...

This is her “look, bucko, there are limits to how much flash photography I accept before shredding a roll of toilet paper” look.


... outa here

Got something on your mind? Talk to the tail, she says.

Yosemite in winter

Day One: Getting there

“Can we go to Yosemite?”

“Sure. Like, when?”

“Today.”

Monday was the first of five vacation days I was taking. I had no real plans, but Melissa was formulating a few. She had just finished checking the Web site of the inn we haunted a couple summers back. They don’t do much business during the week in the winter. Yeah, there were vacancies. Just like there were last week when I checked.

Married minds think alike.

There was no reason not to go. No blizzards in the forecast … smaller winter weekday crowds … the chance to try out the snowshoes I bought last winter and never got around to using.

We were packed and on the road in three hours. By nightfall we were moving into a condo for three nights at Yosemite West, a private development down the road from Badger Pass ski area at Yosemite National Park. I got in a couple of excellent hikes and many excellent pictures, and she got a couple days of kicking back and letting somebody else attend to the domestic drudgery.

Day Two: Yosemite Valley, Falls Trail


Tuesday morning dawned cold and clear. I left the condo early, hoping to catch the first rays of the sun illuminating the Yosemite Valley canyon walls.

Vapor trial, Yosemite

One of the first things I saw was this vapor trail from passing travelers missing all the fun down here on terra firma.

El Capitan at dawn

I got down to the valley floor just in time to capture the sun lighting up the face of El Capitan.

Merced River, early morning

I also did a couple laps around the valley, stopping along the Merced River to see if any cool reflections showed up.

Snowcapped rock

This rock sticking up out of the river is excellent photographic fodder, especially with a frothy cap of snow.

Sunrise, Yosemite Valley

More sun-peeking-through action.

Lower Yosemite Falls

A small flow at Lower Yosemite Falls. This scene prodded me to check out the Upper Falls Trail, which goes to the valley rim some 3000 feet above. I made it just a bit more than half way; it’s a long, long way up there. The granite walls are spectacular; the trail is rocky but well maintained.

Yosemite Falls Trail

A more or less representative shot of the Yosemite Falls Trail.

The Valley

Yosemite Valley, from the Falls Trail.

Water stains

Melting snow leaves striped stains on the rock face.

Upper Yosemite Falls

There she is: Upper Yosemite Falls.

A pile of ice

Spray from the falls lands on a huge ice cone.

Half Dome in the distance

Half Dome across the valley.

In the shadow

Canyons have much shorter days of sunshine. Here’ it’s 3 in the afternoon and the sun’s already disappearing behind rock faces.

Merced River, late afternoon

The other side of the valley reflects in a pool of the Merced River in late afternoon.

Tunnel View, late afternoon

The valley, from Tunnel View.

Day Three: Dewey Point on snowshoes


Snowshoes are too heavy, too noisy, too messy, too clumsy. They ruin every patch of pristine snowfall. A mile in snowshoes is like three miles in regular shoes. Pity the cross-country skier who tries to make a go of a moonscape snowshoe trail.

There is nothing remotely pleasant about trying to travel with oblong webbed contraptions strapped to one’s lower extremities. But they do provide one pleasure that balances out the pain: the ability to stomp through hip-deep snow without sinking to your hips. It just feels like getting away with a crime or something.

I did the basic Yosemite hike for rookie snowshoers: Four miles from Badger Pass to Dewey Point, a stunning overlook of the valley below. The pix:

Dewey Point Ridge Trail

Snow does strange things to the trunks of trees. This is one along the Ridge Trail to Dewey Point. The trail’s hardly worth a mention in summer, but in winter it’s fairly challenging.

Snowshoe tracks, Yosemite

Behold, my first steps in my new showshoes! (See what a mess they leave behind? Good thing the next blizzard will clean everything up.)

Rocks, trees, snow, sky

All the stuff my camera likes: Sky, trees, rocks, snow.

Poles and shows

Poles and shoes at Dewey Point.

Dewey Point Overlook.

One of many spectacular views from Dewey Point.

Critter tracks

I returned via the Meadow Trail, where I saw evidence of a critter scampering across the snow.

Shadows in the snow

Snow drifts create excellent shadows.

Snowy creek

A creek wends its way across Summit Meadow.


Day Four: Hetch Hetchy

On Thursday morning, we checked out of the condo and headed homeward.


Raven in the morning


Quoth the Raven: “I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.” Melissa took this picture at the Crane Flat gas station, whose proprietors had neglectfully hiked the price of a gallon of petrol by only 50 cents more than the going rate 30 miles beyond the park’s borders. In summer the sticker shock is far worse.


We stopped along the way at the Hetch Hetchy reservoir, which holds most of San Francisco’s drinking water. You have to see it to believe it.

The Dam, Hetch Hetchy

Here’s the dam holding back the waters of the Hetch Hetchy Reservoir.

Hetch Hetchy Valley

Think of this: A hundred years ago somebody came to this same spot and said “a dam would really dress up this neighborhood.” Humanity is utterly undeserving of such a fine planet.

Now some folks think the dam oughta be torn down and the valley “restored” to its original condition. If only. All I can think is that the only thing worse than putting the dam in would be to take it back out.

Trees on the cliff

Some nice trees on the steep cliffs around the reservoir.

Tunnel opening


See, there is light at the end of the tunnel.

For you movie buffs

My ol’ pal Whitney is covering Sundance for Entertainment Weekly. At last report she was in major “which movie must I see” mode and going mildly insane. And that was before Day One.

I spent an hour tonight just going over the press screening schedule and crossing out the things I already know I can’t attend, trying to narrow things down a bit. I was listening to some Talking Heads to fend off the OCD-induced insanity and fell into such a scheduling trance that iTunes played me half of the Taylor Hicks album before I noticed what I was listening to and turned it off in horror.

It seems like no rational movie buff would expect to have 13 seconds of fun crammed into Park City, Utah, with a bunch of Hollywood types in their mink coats and hiking shoes that will see dirt only when they’ve been in the Smithsonian for 100 years. Future Whitney insanity available here.

07 just needs one more zero…

…and it’ll be a British secret agent who gets to bed beautiful villainesses for fun and profit.

Has anybody else noticed we’re seven years into this decade and we haven’t named it yet? From the Twenties to the Nineties, each decade had something the media folks could call it. There was no easy, catchy or practical thing to name this one, so it’s gone unnamed.

Oddly enough, humanity survived.