Haiku, last seen accompanying Treehugger and others for a couple thousand miles up the Pacific Crest Trail last summer, plans to hike the Continental Divide Trail this summer. What he’s up to now:

I’m preparing/dehydrating food for my food drops.

I’m building a new pack.

I’m working 60+ hours a week.

I’m brewing beer.

I’m running to stay in shape.

I’m sometimes setting up my tent in my apartment and crawling into my sleeping bag and sleeping in it.

Now that’s what I call mental preparation. And he’s ready when the loser upstairs falls asleep drunk in the tub and floods the bathroom.