Scoutmaster has some fun at the expense of the absurd profusion of sporks. Among the many:

Bamboo Spork

These 3.5″ reusable sporks are made from organically and sustainably grown bamboo. The manufacturer says: Want to loose a few pounds Consider eating with a spork – you’ll take smaller bites forcing you to slow down and be more conscious of your portion intake. A tongue depressor would have the same effect.

On the upside, it looks really dangerous.