Seems like hikers are always the ones finding bodies in the woods, which all the sudden triggers my morbid curiosity: I’ve only been at this a few years so my probability of making such a find is fairly small, but some of you who’ve been at this for years might’ve had different luck.

So, how about it? (If you can talk about it.)

Or, failing that, what’s the oddest/strangest/most bizarre thing you’ve seen while walking in the woods?